We Wish You a Poopy Christmas: Fudgy the Poopman’s Collection of Christmas Classics Made Crappy

Ulysses Press - Packaged as a high quality hardcover and fully illustrated in bright colors as well as brown, the holiday reboots include Silent but Deadly Night, The Nutcracker’s Dilemma, and The Twelve Days of Poopmas. You're probably familiar with rudolph and his red-nose; but in this book, you hear how Christmas was saved by Rupert, whose case of IBS has left him with a shining red spot on the opposite end of his reindeer body.

Like an overindulgent holiday feast, this is the gift that just keeps giving. A hilariously sh*tty holiday gift for everyone who loves Christmas and anyone who poopsCurl up by the fire with some steaming hot chocolate and listen to Fudgy the Poopman offer his unique take on your favorite Christmas tales.





The Family Gratitude Project: Raise a Thankful Child with 52 Fun Activities and Crafts for Every Season

Ulysses Press - A month-by-month guide to fostering an attitude of gratitude as a familyGratitude is a key component of happiness and mindfulness. Children benefit greatly from learning, understanding and appreciating gratefulness. An interactive journal and activity book for parents and youngsters to enjoy together, A Year of Gratitude is the perfect tool for building a mindful foundation that will last a lifetime.

Including 52 step-by-step activities with full-color photos, this book offers strategies for cultivating gratitude and strengthening parent-child bonds every week of the year. Discover a variety of fun, diy thank you cards, nature Appreciation Walks, Family Gratitude Jars, family-oriented projects and activities including Valentines Day Cookies, and much more! .

The Family Gratitude Project: Raise a Thankful Child with 52 Fun Activities and Crafts for Every Season - But not only for adults.





Cat Butt Scratch and Sniff

Four Colour Print Group - Shrink-wrapped for flavor freshness. What does a cat butt smell like? cat poop? or like a purrr-fect fine wine, mocha, balanced with delicate notes of earthy leather, hazelnut and berries? Let your nose decide! HINT: It's not poop. That would be gross. Enter the magical, mystical world of cat butts: 11 lovable cat illustrations, assembled into a high-quality, each with its own fun scratch and sniff scent, professionally printed 6"x6" board book.

Fun for all ages. Tear-proof scent overlays. Typically ships within 24 hours or less. Not gross.





Twinkle, Twinkle, Social Media Star: An Internet Fairytale of Fame, Fortune and Followers

Ulysses Press - From sponsored posts and crowdfunding to telling people how to vote and what to post, this book satirically explores how a parent might explain the hilarious world of internet fame to a child. Baby bear discovers the good, ” as mama bear double taps on:• @littlebopeep’s crowdfunding campaign for her lost sheep• @HumptyDumpty’s #EPICFAIL falling-off-wall vlogs • @LittleMissMuffett’s sponsored curds and whey protein• And many more! Twinkle, Twinkle, the bad and the “cringey, Social Media Star is an irreverent, self aware and ultimately heartwarming poem for adults.

But instead of a traditional bedtime story, this modern mama reaches for her phone and tells tales of fame, fortune and followers through the social media accounts of beloved nursery rhyme characters. Not gross. Typically ships within 24 hours or less. Fun for all ages. Follow baby bear in this modern fairy tale as she learns the life-changing magic of social media selfies, post, shares, tweets and more.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Social Media Star: An Internet Fairytale of Fame, Fortune and Followers - Once upon a timeline, there was a mama bear who wanted to teach her baby bear how to achieve social media #GOALS. Shrink-wrapped for flavor freshness. Tear-proof scent overlays.





The Farting Animals Coloring Book

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform - Tear-proof scent overlays. Farting animals are funny!this farting animal coloring book for kids of all ages is just what you've been looking for, horses, even though you probably didn't know it!Color pictures of farting meerkats, giraffes, hippos, dogs, pandas, kittens and more!Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh.

Enjoy!be sure to shaRE your coloring creations on Instagram with #fartinganimals. And, if you like this book, be sure to check out all of my coloring books including:the farting magical CREATURES COLORING BOOK, andthe SUPER CUTE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK. Not gross. Typically ships within 24 hours or less.

The Farting Animals Coloring Book - Fun for all ages. Shrink-wrapped for flavor freshness.





Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence Does It Fart Series

Hachette Books - The internet did not disappoint. Shrink-wrapped for flavor freshness. Typically ships within 24 hours or less. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? what is a fossa, really? pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

Does it fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. In 2017 zoologist dani rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter.

Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence Does It Fart Series - Fun for all ages. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. Octopuses don't and nor do octopi. Tear-proof scent overlays. Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how often, what it smells like, what it's made of, how much, and why.

. Millipedes do it.





Fairly Odd Novelties Poop Shoot! Head Hoop Contest! The Hilarious White Elephant Gag Gift for Poop Emoji Enthusiasts Funny Crazy Unique Poop Game

Fairly Odd Novelties FON-10306 - But poop shoot! is great for any occasion and any place. Poop shoot! is a sure-fire way to bring everyone a little bit closer! Everyone from little johnny to Grandma playing POOP SHOOT together at this year's family reunion. Build lifelong skills! - practice hand-eye coordination, perfect your basketball shots, and develop a joyful and irreverent mentality! All thanks to POOP SHOOT!

Go head to head! - your friends and family need a little friendly competition, right? . Not gross. Some people don't want to do it in a public place or at the office. Tear-proof scent overlays. Fun for all ages. Sure. This is the gift that "lets it Out!" Not to mention that it’s a total “Gas. Plastic material enjoy Your Relief! Typically ships within 24 hours or less.

Fairly Odd Novelties Poop Shoot! Head Hoop Contest! The Hilarious White Elephant Gag Gift for Poop Emoji Enthusiasts Funny Crazy Unique Poop Game - Get ridiculous laughs! - for the office or the day care.





People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book: Rolling Back Dignity

Day Drankin' Press - You've seen them. So get your coloring pencils ready and get started! also, hater cats or Celebrity Mugshots, be sure to check out other hilarious books by Day Drankin' Press! You won't want to miss our other adult coloring books, Go here for our full list of adult coloring books, amazon. Com/author/funcoloring Typically ships within 24 hours or less.

Color away while letting the steam out. Shrink-wrapped for flavor freshness. Get ready for the most fun you'll ever have with an adult coloring book. What's Inside. 37 of the most insane and wacky people of Walmart Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate DetailsJoin the masses and unwind with the People of Walmart.

People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book: Rolling Back Dignity - Com adult coloring Book: Rolling Back Dignity. Fun for all ages. Get ridiculous laughs! - for the office or the day care. Color designs featuring the funniest and most bizarre Walmart shoppers. Everyone from little johnny to Grandma playing POOP SHOOT together at this year's family reunion. Make a memory!





Santa Sold Shrooms

Four Sigma Foods, Inc. - Get one for everyone! - imagine the possibilities. Tero isokauppila shares the hand-illustrated story of a 10-year old girl discovering the magical history of Santa Claus. Not gross. Make a memory! Bring on the holidays; Santa was a mushroom shaman. Justin boreta, founding member of The Glitch Mob Typically ships within 24 hours or less.

Fun for all ages. With a dose of fun too. Squeeze out some time with the kids! - ipads and Social Media are no match for a good ol' fashioned game of POOP SHOOT! Tear-proof scent overlays. Everyone from little johnny to Grandma playing POOP SHOOT together at this year's family reunion. Go head to head! - your friends and family need a little friendly competition, right?

Santa Sold Shrooms - . Get ridiculous laughs! - for the office or the day care. After reading you'll know the truth about:How reindeer fly through the skyWhat made pine trees a quintessential part of holiday preparationWhy elves got roped into the scheme. Poop shoot! makes it possible. Shrink-wrapped for flavor freshness.





50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! Health AlternaTips

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform - You’ll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Get ridiculous laughs! - for the office or the day care. Everyone from little johnny to Grandma playing POOP SHOOT together at this year's family reunion. Get one for everyone! - imagine the possibilities. Go head to head! - your friends and family need a little friendly competition, right?

. Unlike everyday chicken which is usually a hen, it can be tough, stringy and dry. Poop shoot! is a sure-fire way to bring everyone a little bit closer! You're sure to put a smile on everyone's face with these lip-smacking recipes!"Let's face it. Shrink-wrapped for flavor freshness. Anyone can copy and paste chicken recipes from the internet, but you and your family and friends deserve to eat food worth the time and effort you put into it.

50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! Health AlternaTips - Make a memory! Tear-proof scent overlays. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Poop shoot! makes it possible.





The Fart Before Christmas: A Christmas Farting Coloring Book for Kids and Adults based on The Night Before Christmas

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform - Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. A funny christmas poem and coloring book full of farts, even the mouse! so much smelly gas floated throughout the air, christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, fun and laughter ! It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family!It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages.

Brighten up someone's christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. Make a memory! The children are farting, the cat, Santa is farting, dog and even the mouse are farting. Build lifelong skills! - practice hand-eye coordination, perfect your basketball shots, and develop a joyful and irreverent mentality! All thanks to POOP SHOOT!

The Fart Before Christmas: A Christmas Farting Coloring Book for Kids and Adults based on The Night Before Christmas - Tear-proof scent overlays. With a dose of fun too. Squeeze out some time with the kids! - ipads and Social Media are no match for a good ol' fashioned game of POOP SHOOT! Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone.