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We designed this card to be super cute and edgy. Make him smile: this adorable love card will work great as a funny birthday card surprise, romantic gesture on your dating or wedding anniversary, or for setting the mood on Valentine's day. Sleazy greeting birthday cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish. Our dirty cards are made with an uncoated inside texture that is easy to write on and won't smudge.

So i would have more hands to touch your butt!", this pop-up card has laser-cut the words on the front cover inviting the recipient to open it and discover the UNEXPECTED pop up inside! Laughs are 100% guaranteed! The perfect funny greeting card for that cute butt in your life! the message reads: "I wish I was an octopus.
5" poplife 3d pop-up card, and one custom envelope for gifting or sending in the mail. Multiple uses: cut the anchor tabs and use the pop-up as a standalone decoration or a funny, one-of-a-kind Christmas ornament for your tree! You'll be a hero: finally, Anniversary, the perfect valentine's, or Birthday card for the special bum in your life.





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Made and quality checked in the uk: we print and manufacture all our product right her in the uK so you can be sure of a fast turnaround and a product that is expertly made. Supplied with a coloured gummed envelope to complement the design and ready to be sealed and sent in the post. Using the very best forest stewardship council certified board our card is conscious of the responsible management of the world's forests - Valentines cards for Husband, funny Valentines cards for her, Valentines cards for Wife, Valentines card for boyfriend. What do you get: the card is printed on one side and blank on the inside to allow you to write your very own message.

Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.
Card to give to your boyfriend or husband on Father's Day, your anniversary, his birthday or just because let him know that the best decision you ever made.

Peach! show your love for him with this perfect valentine's day card, anniversary day card for husband, birthday card, boyfriend, fiance or FWB.

Made to impress: greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick card stock. While others are just 200gm our humorous anniversary card for boyfriend is made using 300gm paper; a whole 50% thicker for a sturdy and premium feel.
All purchases are covered by our replacement or money back guarantee. Make it personal: want to express your undying love for your significant other? This naughty note card gives you all the room to do so. Click ‘add to cart’ now and get your naughty greeting card completely risk-free! .
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Hassle-free envelopes: all envelopes are sturdy kraft envelopes and are moisture sealed lick-to-seal. Each kraft envelope is large enough to fit a standard sized photo; card comes in a durable, rigid package to protect these blank birthday cards from dents and damages during shipping. We designed this card to be super cute and edgy. Make him smile: this adorable love card will work great as a funny birthday card surprise, romantic gesture on your dating or wedding anniversary, or for setting the mood on Valentine's day. Sleazy greeting birthday cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish. Our dirty cards are made with an uncoated inside texture that is easy to write on and won't smudge.
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So i would have more hands to touch your butt!" We know you'll love pop cards from PopLife! Includes: one blank 6" x 7. 5" poplife 3d pop-up card, and one custom envelope for gifting or sending in the mail. Multiple uses: cut the anchor tabs and use the pop-up as a standalone decoration or a funny, one-of-a-kind Christmas ornament for your tree! You'll be a hero: finally, Anniversary, the perfect valentine's, or Birthday card for the special bum in your life.
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Height | 0.2 Inches |
Length | 7.5 Inches |
Width | 6 Inches |
Part Number | 000X06 |
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Height | 0.08 Inches |
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Part Number | AF001 |
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Cards ship with one envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve. Digital printed on smooth, quality 300gsm recyclable card stock. Card size: 205 cm x 13. 5cm / 8" x 5. 3".Brand | Kirynurd #ad |
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We pride ourselves in creating positive cards to help you express yourself to your partner! Since our items are handmade, please expect small variations from the listing images. Our carefully curated product line features funny and risqué notes/cards for every occasion! Our cards are printed in the USA on premium cardstock and envelopes are high end commercial grade 100% recycled material. Card to give to your boyfriend or husband on Father's Day, your anniversary, his birthday or just because let him know that the best decision you ever made.
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Opening the card they'll discover a pop up of a big, juicy. Tell them you love them, but more importantly let them know you love their assets. Love your pop card…or else - the only thing higher quality than our humor is Dirty Pop Cards dedication to unique and giggle-inducing pop-up cards like you've never seen before! .Brand | Dirty Pop Cards #ad |
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Height | 7 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Width | 0.2 Inches |
Part Number | DP1024 |
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#adSeymour Butz #ad - It measures 5” x 7”, is completely blank inside, and is the perfect size to fit in a sexy pic or naughty coupon inside. Keep it pristine: never have to worry about the hilarious Valentine’s card for husband getting dirty or tattered. It comes with a high-quality kraft envelope to keep all the goodness intact.Made to impress: greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick card stock. While others are just 200gm our humorous anniversary card for boyfriend is made using 300gm paper; a whole 50% thicker for a sturdy and premium feel.
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Our funny anniversary cards are also carefully shipped to keep them pristine. Buy with confidence: we are a family owned company that takes its customers’ satisfaction very seriously. Spice things up: make your man blush with this naughty greeting card! Whether it’s your anniversary or Valentine’s Day, it’s the perfect little yet freaky treat to make your boyfriend or husband smile and maybe hint him on pleasurable things to come. All purchases are covered by our replacement or money back guarantee. Make it personal: want to express your undying love for your significant other? This naughty note card gives you all the room to do so. Click ‘add to cart’ now and get your naughty greeting card completely risk-free! .
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Part Number | 222 |
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